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本片段劇情：伊恩拿假的盜版演唱會(huì)給同學(xué)聽，同學(xué)發(fā)現(xiàn)上當(dāng)，把他頭朝下丟進(jìn)了垃圾筒，鮑勃被叫去教導(dǎo)處，才發(fā)現(xiàn)伊恩經(jīng)常說謊、惹禍。他教育伊恩要誠實(shí)做人。鮑勃和孩子們順路來到學(xué)校體育館接法倫，但法倫并不領(lǐng)情，認(rèn)為鮑勃只顧和吉莉安約會(huì)，根本不理他們。
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Bob: Nora. Please don't wander off again.
Nora：I'm sorry, Bob.
Bob: Let's go pay for your costume. Yo, it's Ho. Just hold him till I get there.
Ian: Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distressed condition of the American public school system could I be deposited headfirst into a garbage can, and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action?
Principal: Who exactly are you?
Bob: I'm his mother's...
Ian: Neighbor.
Bob: Neighbor. I'm watching them for a few days.
Principal: Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble. He gets in fights. He lies.
Ian: Hey, I don't lie.
Principal: Selena Gomez. You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
Ian: Her appearance fee was an obstacle.
Principal: You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion.
Ian: Hey, pay-per-view high-def. I felt like I was there.
Bob: I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
Ian: Bob, you sell pens. What do you...Oh, no. That's them.
Bob: Who?
Ian: The future felons who put me in the trash can.
Boy: Hey, geek-boy, we got detention because of you. Yeah, because of you. - You're gonna pay for that.
Bob: Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
Boy: Who's this? Your mom?
Ian: You wish. He's my bodyguard. I hired him. You better watch out.
Boy: That true?
Bob: No. He's joking. I'm their babysitter.
Boy: What are you gonna do?
Bob: Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
Ian: How humiliating. Why didn't you do something?
Bob: Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
Ian: You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch. Hey. How you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Girl: Damn.
Bob: At least you're not shy.
Ian:I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
Bob: Mission accomplished.
Farren: Come here. You look so pretty.
Bob: Farren, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
Farren: Why would you? You don't know anything about me. You come over to hang out with Gillian, and you never even talk to us. Come on, let's go.
Ian: The woman's got a point.
妙語佳句 活學(xué)活用
1. wander off: 徘徊，迷路。鮑勃在這里是對(duì)諾拉說“不要到處亂跑了。”
2. headfirst：頭向前地，這里是指伊恩被人頭朝下扔進(jìn)了垃圾桶。
一門心思向前，那當(dāng)然就是“倉促的、魯莽的”，這時(shí)相當(dāng)于headforemost或者headlong。
3. disciplinary action: 紀(jì)律處分。
4. appearance fee：出場(chǎng)費(fèi)。
5. pay-per-view：按次計(jì)費(fèi)的。網(wǎng)絡(luò)上的點(diǎn)擊計(jì)費(fèi)就是pay-per-click，收看電視按頻道收費(fèi)就是pay-per-channel。
6. high-def：high-definition的縮寫，在這里指高清電視。
7. felon：重罪犯。也可以指蛇頭。
8. bodyguard：保鏢，護(hù)衛(wèi)。
Guard單獨(dú)使用時(shí)指“警衛(wèi)員、看守”，如coastguard（海岸警衛(wèi)隊(duì)）、lifeguard（救生員）、rearguard（后衛(wèi)）；也可以指物，比如mudguard（汽車的擋泥板）。
9. too big a stretch：差得太遠(yuǎn)了。伊恩在這里的意思是鮑勃“和保鏢的形象相差太大”。
10.hold something against someone：因某人的行為而對(duì)其評(píng)價(jià)低。來看下面這段話：
I don't think Marty's going to hold it against you, and I just hope Bill won't hold this against us.（我認(rèn)為馬蒂不會(huì)因?yàn)檫@件事忌恨你，我只希望比爾不會(huì)因此而反對(duì)我們。）
11.hang out with someone: 和某人在一起。
12.get a point: 有道理。
也可以說成have a point，比如：I admit (that) you have a point.（我承認(rèn)你有理。）
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