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What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth?  |
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| What goes up and counts down? |
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| Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? |
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| Why is "heat" faster than "cold"? |
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| What day of the week is the best for having fried foods? |
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| What match can't be put in a match-box? |
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| What has two legs but cannot walk? |
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| What keys won't open doors? |
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| When can you run as fast as a horse? |
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| How do you know policemen are strong ? |
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| What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? |
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| Why do lions eat raw meat? |
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| What season is the most dangerous one? |
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| Why don't babies need glasses? |
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| What animal wears big black glasses? |
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| Who makes a million dollars a day? |
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| What is the end of everything? |
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| What can pierce one’s ears without a hole? |
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| What will a stone thrown into the sea become? |
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| Why wasn't he hurt falling off a 1000-step stair? |
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| What does everybody do at the same time? |
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| Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? |
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| What two words have the most letters in it？ |
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| Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? |
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| Where is the ocean the deepest? |
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| How far can a dog run into the forest? |
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| What State in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends? |
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