Carlos: Heck of a dinner party, huh? It's amazing how fast you can eat in total silence.
Lynette: It's my fault. I should have just told Tom the truth, although it turned out to be kind of a wash with the whole Patty Rizzo thing.
Carlos: You know what I think is cool? You guys have been married a long time, and you still get jealous.
Lynette: Yeah. But just to be on the safe side, if I fall in my tub again, let me die there.
Carlos: Okay. Back to work.
Lynette: Yes. And we shall never speak of this again. I am embarrassed enough.
Carlos: Lynette? I saw you without your towel. You got nothing to be embarrassed about.
Gabrielle: Hey.
Tom: Hey. How's the garden club today?
Gabrielle: Oh, Yllisgot tanked on cosmos and threw up on Edna...so now we're back to planting crap. Look, I'm really sorry for sticking my nose into that whole Patty rizzo thing.
Tom: It's okay. I...the truth is, is I knew she was coming on to me.
Gabrielle: Then why did you keep hanging out with her?
Tom: Lynette has been so swamped with work lately, that she doesn't...It's just nice having a woman notice me again. Is that terrible?
Gabrielle: No. I get it. When we first moved here, Carlos was working round the clock, and he'd come home and barely say hello to me.
Tom: Hmm.
Gabrielle: It was like I was invisible.
Tom: Invisible... that's the word.
Gabrielle: So when he didn't see me, I found someone who did.
Tom: Y... you know I'd never do that to Lynette.
Gabrielle: I never thought I'd do it to Carlos.
Tom: Well...then it's a good thing. I've got a friend around to keep an eye on me, even if it's one with a small "f".
Gabrielle: Well, for the record, you're growing on me. You know what? I'm thirsty. Let's start a book club.
